[found by Ryan, Thanks]

This is for all you guys that have some kind of computer problems or general problems of life.  Try this out, The USB Stress Relief Button.

The Item is Here!

My gaming rig is a Gigabyte P35-S3G with a Allendale 1.8 Ghz @ 2.7GHZ, BFG 6800GTOC (I know it’s aging, working on getting a new one, maybe an 8800GTOC) 800FSU@1066, Gskill 4GB PC2 1000 @ 1066, 750MB Western Digital SATA 3G HD with 32mb buffer, Ultra Glossy Red Dragon Case. Oh yeah, the beast of power supply, a Thermaltake Tough Power 850W PSU.

I Have A Torrentbox that pretty generic.  Runs an Intel 2.6GHZ, VisionTek Extacy 9600 Pro 256MB, 1Gb PC2100 ram, about 280MB storage of HD space. It’s generic but it will play some older games great. (COD, Counterstrike Source, Etc.)

I have a old IBM Thinkpad with a Pentium M 1.5Mhz, 512MB PC2700 ram, 40 GB HD, CD burner.  No wiresless, had to buy a Wireless USB.  2 USB Ports, TV Out, VGA Out.  Pretty generic and aging, but I don’t need a gaming latop or one that has to run several apps at once.  It sufs the internet, writes my blog, can use OpenOffice, etc.

This “friend” of mine gets drunk all the time and calls at crazy hours of the morning, like 4 am. Well now he is accusing me of fucking his EX-girlfriend just because I spoke with her on the phone for 5 seconds just to say hello. You can call me childish, but I changed a myspace profile around and added some funny elements. Check it out at myspace.com/djthatbj. What would you guys do? Is iHe is too frail and small to fight.

If you haven’t already you should tune into Rick Igou’s web show at 12 noon and 9 or 10pm Monday – Friday.

that plays some brutal music.  The band is called Double Dick Slick (DDS).  They are heavy!  Their Myspace is http://www.myspace.com/doubledickslick.  Their regular website is http://doubledickslick.net/.  Check em out, they are kick ass!  They play shows around the Chattanooga area!

1 Legititmate copy of Windows XP home retail.  Comes with disc, box and serial key.  I now use pro.  Will take $60.  Also I have an old PIII 933MHZ, no hardrive, has as DVD ROM, Keyboard, 384MB PC100 RAM, its a war machine.  But works. I used it up untill about a week ago.  I’ll take $20.  1 17″ Compaq CRT Monitor, nice picture, no longer needed, will take $15. Contact me at ihelpcomputers@comcast.net for for details.  Might have an 80GB 7200RPM IBM Deskstar to sell for $25.

Wallpaper sites and so called “FREE” MP3 sites are some of the worst for spreading adware, maleware and spy ware.  I would sugguest a program called Site Advisor by Mcaffee. [I will post the link when I get some sleep ] Also Spybot is is an excellent spy removal tool as well as Adaware.  CCleaner is a great program for cleaning out the ‘junk’ files from your computer.

Renove Spyware/Adware/Maleware/Viruses - $50 i will also install some legal free antivirus, antispy ware utilities.  Programs such as Mcaffee’s site advisor Firefox, Thunderbird, etc can be installed per user request for free. The computer will be installed with the latest security updates, service packs and drivers.

…more to come… [under construction]

Installation of PC Componants [Price will vary by components difficulty in installing].  Generally a video card or RAM will cost anywhere from $25-$30 to install the card and drivers.  Power supply units, motherboards cpus and hard drive will cost more.

Resoring your computer with restore disks: $25

Hi, my name is Chris.  I “fix” peoples computers.  I do things such as install hardware and software.  I also get rid of spy/mal/adware for your computer speeding it up.  If the computer is “eaten up” with bad software I can make it new again, if you have the restore discs.  I can do much more, I will get into more detail once I get this blog going.  It’s 7:50am, and I am a little tired, so I am just going to tell you the basics.  My prices are cheap and depend on what you want done.  Relax, have a drink, take a Valium, let me worry with it. I have 25+ years of experience in computers. Please feel free to contact if you have any questions.  This blog will be updated as soon as I get some rest detailing what I can do and some general prices.  I work from the Middle Valley, Hixson, Tn area.  I am new to word press so just bare with me.  This will hopefully be a place users can trade information on hardware , software, viruses and anything computer related.  Share your knowledge! This site will have the occasional computer story of funny computer joke. You can contact me at ihelpcomputers@comcast.net.  My screen name on yahoo is Lootakris.

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Edit: I have created an adanced computer user site at ihelpcomputers.blogspot.com It will focus on those of you that are more adanced in the computer areas, ihelcomputers.blogspot.com